Under the title "This Person Will Be Sending You His Resume Shortly," the always insightful Evil HR Lady writes:

From Fat Doctor:

PaniniFreak emailed me that the secretary at the high school where she teaches got a panicky call from a parent this afternoon.

The mom wanted to know who would clear the freshly-fallen snow from her son’s windshield before he came home.

I kid you not.

This mother will also accompany him on the interview and do the follow up herself. Then she will call you back and demand to know why he didn't get the job.

This is one of the reasons I don't do recruiting.